FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 12, 2022

I would have been less disturbing for Andy if you hadn’t been “hugging” her from behind… Something you care to share with your family, Roger?

♪ I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay… ♫

Musk is musk. Works the same, male or female.

What’s in a name, eh?

Didn’t score did you?…..

“Manly Woodsman” turns everything wood

How can Roger forget the smell of his own cologne? Maybe he doused himself therewith once and didn’t notice.

Poor Roger… Now if she was wearing “White Diamonds”…

Either Roger is a sick man or the boy has got some weird cologne.

Awkward for so many reasons.