FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 13, 2022

What could go wrong?

Clench everything, Marcus.

I hope they did a test run first.

It would be safer to turn around so the first thing the car goes over is your head. Then if it falls short, you won’t be as likely to get hit in the nose.

What’s going to happen, Marcus going to choke on a Hot Wheel?

Man how I loved my Hot Wheels, I had a dozen or more and tracks set up all over my bedroom. Those were the days – no registration or insurance required!

Jason does not seem to be the daredevil type. I would expect that Marcus should have been equipped with eye protection and crash helmet and as someone else mentioned: athletic cup.

I can definitely picture my 3 older brothers doing something like this. Well, maybe not the twins, but my other brother was a bit of a daredevil. I don’t think they ever actually DID this, but I can picture it.

Jason should know about gravity

Used to love setting up the most elaborate ramps and jumps with my grandson and his toy cars.

This is where being math and physics whizzes should come in handy.

Can’t decide which is funnier. Hit in the crotch or up the nose.

Did anybody else’s mom use a piece of Hot Wheels track to administer corporal punishment? (I only got three swats so lets not vilify my mom. Just different times back then)

That works better if you support the loop somehow… otherwise a lot of energy gets lost moving the loop around and there’s a consequent loss in maximum altitude off the jump. :-)

Brothers and I always made the brother that suggested be the first victim.

How old are these cartoons??? My 50+ year old kids had Hot Wheels race tracks like that!

I like that they have an audience watching.

These toons are still funny, as they were a few years back.