FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 19, 2022

Can the depression, Roger. It’s not going to make you feel better.

Ah, but the classmate doesn’t have any kids, does he? I think I forgot the point I was trying to make.

Roger no longer has an “Adoring” wife.

Remember, this is the same loving husband who gave his wife a spatula for Valentine’s Day; prompting her to point out why none of the children had birthdays in November.

Ah those rich guys. I remember a line from the movie, “Pretty woman.”

“My ex-wife is living in my ex-house with my ex-dog.”

I won’t say what I’m thinking about that the supermodel girlfriend does that Andy is too “proper” to do.

I know it is said that money can’t buy happiness, but I would really love the chance to disprove that statement.

Roger, you’ve lost “adoring”, at this point cut your losses before you gain “the sofa”.

Roger finally realizes he and his family are white trash.

If the supermodel can cook, Roger has a point.

And yet, Roger, how many classmates star in a comic strip?

Could be worse. Roger could be one of the 6 QBs drafted before Tom Brady. Oh, wait.

LOL

Reminds me of a newer twilight zone episode where two guys trade places. One guy thinks he has it made with the other guys former model girlfriend, until she and her new boyfriend plan his ouster. His old housewife looks really good at that point

I wonder whether the guy just made up all of those attributes on his reunion update page.

Be very careful about nothing but glowing remarks about others. There is more to the story.

The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.

Scaramanga had all those things too Roger, look where he ended up!

might have chuckled in 2001 not laughing in 2022! wasnt funny in 2001!!!

The first thing I noted was how fleeting the ‘adoring’ was in the ‘adoring wife’ same as other readers I see from the comments. Wonder what else might be fleeting?

Notice that she didn’t say “loving wife”