Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 22, 2021

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    After you die, they sing hims while they put you in a hers.

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    A# 466  almost 3 years ago

    If they weren’t composed of such sappy music …

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    ROCK (on) of ages

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    The board should specify only the first verse, and then only after a boisterous extended organ intro. Pump up the volume

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    Howie Vasive Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ve always wanted to play “Heart of Glass” on the church organ.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    Hymns seem so dry and straight-laced. Give me some polyphonic Gregorian chant any time.

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    crazeekatlady  almost 3 years ago

    I’m number dyslexic. I’m always on the wrong hymn, singing different words than the rest of the congregation. And I can’t carry a tune or read music. I just make a noise…

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    We were changing out dead lights in a church and my helper started playing a tune on the organ just before lunch. The rector/facility manager didn’t recognize it and asked what the song was. The answer was “St. Stephen” and he was happy that she was playing a religious tune. Never told him that is was really old Grateful Dead.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I started playing Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in Dm on the chapel organ. Not easy, but fun.

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