Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 09, 2022

Of course Bilbo, you get the main one. It is of course the RING CAMERA THAT RULES THEM ALL! ;D

Eye of Sauron, your best surveillance option

My Precious ring cameras?

Throw it into the fires of Mordor!

that camera rules…

What’s a ring camera?

It’s just looking for a ring.

That looks like a permanent installation. Instead of screws, it’s held in with Mordor.

who wants to tell him?

I can’t see it.

He should have opted for the 3 Elven rings, they’re cheaper and have only good magic.

Just don’t stab or poke it in the eye

“In the Middle of the Earth, in the land of the Shire, lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire. With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy woolly toes, he lives in a hobbit-hole, and everybody knows him,

Bilbo Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!"

“He’s not answering the door, are you sure he’s home?”

“Lemme get out my phone and gollum”