I used to teach at a small university in Texas. At one point, the administration decided the faculty should line up in full academic regalia and applaud the incoming freshman class as went to some sort of orientation speech. (“Congratulations! Your check cleared!”) I always thought it would have been more like a real tradition if we had thrown water balloons at them instead. Believe me, in the heat of late August in Texas, a water balloon would not have been unwelcome! Then, to be fair, they should pelt the faculty with water balloons when they recede at the graduation ceremony.
allen@home almost 3 years ago
That guy has good aim.
RLG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Where do I apply for that job?
pnemonic almost 3 years ago
choking hazard
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
The runners are all washed up by the time they reach the finish line…
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Actually that’s not a bad idea. Twisting the cap off is very time-consuming and distracting
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I like it!
Prey almost 3 years ago
Come on, lets be environmentally friendly, use a hose!
AtariDragon almost 3 years ago
I used to teach at a small university in Texas. At one point, the administration decided the faculty should line up in full academic regalia and applaud the incoming freshman class as went to some sort of orientation speech. (“Congratulations! Your check cleared!”) I always thought it would have been more like a real tradition if we had thrown water balloons at them instead. Believe me, in the heat of late August in Texas, a water balloon would not have been unwelcome! Then, to be fair, they should pelt the faculty with water balloons when they recede at the graduation ceremony.
NeoconMan almost 3 years ago
Got a guy along my triathlon route with a garden hose. I love him.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Good one Ben!
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Hope he didn’t keep those in the freezer.