In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 17, 2021

First one to post a shot from 26 miles, 385 yards away is the winner.

… I have been known to live tweet fun runs.

There is no finish.

Girls got 1st place for this

And they are all going nowhere fast.

An amusing comic – but a sad commentary on the egocentricity of most people…

Yeah, fatsos, get them bellies out there.

I don’t see this race goin’ anywhere.

When the leader of the pack stops halfway to take another selfie, the rest of them will crash into him.

Big groan! And the tv coverage of the race will take days, at this rate.