Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 30, 2021

Always leave ‘em laughin’…..

Okay. So … Any regrets having children? … having those children?

Since when have children been, left to right, grossly overweight, drunk and argumentative and full of ****?

She could lay an egg.

Boys will be boys!

Q: Why don’t you have children? A: I’ve been very, very careful.

Sometimes, ‘adult’ children are worse than the real ones below the age of 16 ! ! ! !

“Moe, Larry, the cheese”!

however, nice to see the guys getting along

I never had any children, exactly. But, I always thought I would have children. Many years ago, I was asked how many children I had. Like Mr. Chips, I said, “I have almost 200, all boys.” I was into coaching youth basketball and weightlifting. It wasn’t until I coached soccer and a year of gymnastics that I got girls. They’ve all grown up, now, and have families of their own, but I think about them, from time to time.

They’re happy with the drinks now. But just wait until you serve the food, Roz.

Ah, they were all good eggs in their day.

No wonder Sen. Belfry is still in office, he appears to be drinking buddies with the press.

They’re just not from her eggs…

Child-like, but not children.

My human child is nearing 34. My feline child just turned 1.