Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 16, 2021

Lucky lady.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s friend Murray’s friend’s wife vanished when she won the lotter as Flo would :o) my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring because he’ in a good mood like I am , how was your Birthday? our Thursday should be busy as usual but will cope I hope ,we are both in a good mood no shopping or errands to run just keep inside hydrated and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

to quote “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”she ran o-f-t.

You win some, you lose some.

Your wife wins some, see above.

That’s an easy one. She’s down at the bingo hall playing the bakers dozen round.

That will be the last time Murray will have seen her!

Next sighting is in the Bahamas, lying on a sun drenched beach sipping a Mai Tai!

Doesn’t sound like a win-win situation for poor Murray!

Well, ‘nuff said. And it’s probably the LAST time he’ll see her!

And she’s a dominatrix.

You had to open your big mouth, Murray! Now, that bum will be hitting you for drinks all night!!

She’s apparently absconded with the funds, never to return to her old life with you again. Rejoice!

and that was three weeks ago … ;-) lol

Sounds like they both won a prize!

Sounds like a win-win for Murry’s missus and maybe for Murry, as well. This may be a case of “Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone!”

And Jack’s thinkin’: ‘why isn’t she with you spending those winnings here?’

I got back from checking my lotto ticket and my wife asked me if I won. I said, “I came back, didn’t I?” She didn’t think it was nearly as funny as I did.

Andy better hope Flo never wins,his meal ticket would fly away with her!

If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t change a thing … except my name and address.

if Andy won the lottery.

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Never to be seen again!

She’s deploying her exit strategy.

She’s just out getting groceries. She’ll surely be back.

She must have won a hell of a lot! I’m at bingo tomorrow so here’s hoping I have a win too. No matter how big or small. Going with Auntie.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’m really happy to say my birthday today was so much better than last year.

The day started with me getting my COVID booster (Moderna) They had to observe me for half an hour afterwards because I was asked if I had an itchy arm with my last one and I did.

So while everybody else could leave after 10 minutes, I had to stay put. The woman who vaccinated me literally announced in front of everyone “Half an hour for this one!” Well you know me, I love being the centre of attention.

I am writing this comment from my favourite buffet restaurant which has recently launched after closing down because of COVID.

I had a wonderful day with wonderful cards and presents and wonderful birthday wishes. It was really……Wonderful?

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Murray, Murray, Murray … why are you here?!?!?!?!

Andy needs to inform Murray of the error of his ways. He should of snuck the ticket out of her purse or at the very least accompanied her when she collected her winnings to see that the money wasn’t wasted on anything foolish.

Welcome to Dumpsville, Murray.

I heard she ran off with the bingo caller. Under the “G” row “O”

Where is YOUR wife Andy?

Imagine that! Andy standing next to a full glass of beer. It could happen!