Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 16, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    No “power training” for the latter victim.

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    Ed, you should never tell a woman her rear end is bad.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She’ll be looking for a differential opinion.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    Imagine having an Oil Change & Blood Transfusion mixup! “Sorry Lady, we had a slight problem in the shop.”

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    When she dropped her husband off for surgery did she Wait or pick out a Loaner?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Give her a few minutes, she’s stuck in first gear.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Had to replace the differential on our car a few years ago – $3200!

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    moeric9  almost 3 years ago

    Your car has a flat, so we used your husbands spare tire.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This might have worked better with: “Your husband’s differential is shot. He’s going to need surgery, stat.”

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hey, that lift rack is useful also for surgeries.

    Used to have a barber-dentist-mortician, this is the modern version.

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    Most auto shops charge as much as a doctor’s office.

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    RWill  almost 3 years ago

    “Now, about the car …”

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    she can barely muffle a sob…

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    MCProfessor  almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of what my doctor told me after my last physical. “The motor is sound but the chassis’s shot”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    The pricing is very similar.

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