Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2021

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just put a little on the plate and never get around to eating it.

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    gduncan58  almost 3 years ago

    That’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws, outlaws are wanted!

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    Chrisdiaz801  almost 3 years ago

    Cool, Breezy is experiencing her first Christmas and ‘reading’ her dad’s mind. Now, if only she can convince Dr. Pain to not be such a smeghead(Red Dwarf sitcom word).

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    Chrisdiaz801  almost 3 years ago

    Oops, I meant to write ‘Fireball’.

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    helm!  almost 3 years ago

    Merry Christmas Everyone & Happy New Year!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “I’m devoted to my dear old Mama,”

    “And if me and Mama disagree?”

    “I would always side with her against you,

    Don’t marry me!"

    —FLOWER DRUM SONG

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    Red33410  almost 3 years ago

    “We all could find peace.”

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It looks like Dr. Pain and Breezy will make sure we have some fireworks for Xmas.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mother in Law) Mother In Law. (Mother in Law) Mother In Law.

    The worst person I know. (Mother-in law, mother-in law). (Mother-in law, mother-in law). A she worries me, so If she’d leave us alone. A we would have a happy home Sent from down below.

    Mother in Law Mother in Law.

    Satan should be her name. To me they’re bout the same. Every time I open my mouth She steps in, tries to put me out. How could she stoop so low.

    Mother in Law Mother in Law

    I come home with my pay. She asks me what I made. She thinks her advice is the constitution But if she would leave that would be the solution. And don’t come back no more.

    Mother in law. My… mother in law, ah. Oh yeah.

    Sung by Ernie-K-Doe, et al

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    WilliamVollmer  almost 3 years ago

    Does Fireball mean to ask her Dad to make snow angels with her, or, to roll snow to make snow figures, without weapons?

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Everything’s fair in-laws and wars.

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    ka- ho ho ho

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But where’s RJ?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My mother loved my wife. Just sayin’. Also nice to see Rip et al having a nice family holiday. Merry and a happy everyone!

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    stealth694  almost 3 years ago

    Take What You Can Get Ripster.

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    tad1  almost 3 years ago

    KA-PEACE!

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    tad1  almost 3 years ago

    Peace between everyone would be nice. It might be impossible, but it would still be nice.

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    “…BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!”

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    My mother made something we called “ambrosia” with oranges and bananas. Was always popular, from what I recall. I have a feeling I might side against Breezy in this case, though.

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