Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 02, 2022

I’d give the boot back to her, bruh. She’s in classic Mr. Miyagi crane pose!

She kicked up her heels and they kept going without her.

The lass just wants to find a gentleman who will treat her as a lady. And carry her away to someplace warm and dry.

People in these parts have wondered for decades where the boots or shoes on top of fence posts come from. Never in pairs either; just a single boot or shoe at a time.

One standup comic pictured someone driving down the road, suddenly reaching down to pull off his shoe, looking at it and saying “what the heck is this for?” and throwing it out the window.

It’s a win-win situation – Let Rose have a good frolic in the snow, and give the squirrels the boot. Jimbo carries Rose back home; also a warm and cuddly win!

When I went to school, we’d play a game called “Merola” (it was eponymous) where the goal was to loosen your laces and see who could kick their shoe the farthest.

I lost a winter boot in the river, when I tipped my canoe, trying to launch it off the edge of the ice. Fortunately, we only live a couple blocks away.

“These Gods are crazy”…

Just the other day I fell out of both boots. We have much mud right now…

S-U-U-U-R-E it did.

Way back when, when wearing hi-tops, untied was in fashion, we were in the store and I climbed on a riding lawn mower to try it out. As I threw my leg over, my shoe went flying across the store. My wife thought that was the funniest thing ever! 30 years later, she still laughs about it.

I’d like to know where she got such cute winter boots

The Squirrel Gods must be Crazy.