Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 27, 2021

My eyes! My eyes!

I bet Chas starts singing Danke Schoen!

Hey! He stole my vest! And I suspected my wife of throwing it out.

Seen worse….

Quick, call the fashion police before it spreads…

Chazz are you going to an ugly Vest Party ?

Only certain men can pull off leopard print, Chazz is not one of them.

Don’t get too in-vested in this, Poncho.

Did Carmen give Chazz that for Christmas? He has to wear it then.

Shrank in the wash?

Why the heck do I have “feels good to be a gangster” stuck in my head now? ..aaarrrgghhh!

My dog started pacing one morning with a low growl and a couple minutes later we had an earthquake tremor.

OK – I think I see the problem. It’s after Labor Day and he is wearing white?

Abe Froman!

I believe that’s more of a fashion faux pas that WILL cause angst with the wife however…..

Matthew Broderick called; he says take the best off now.

Oh, no……..Where did Chaz find that….thing. Carmen will not be happy.