Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 28, 2009

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    Sisyphos  over 15 years ago

    Ghoul-B-Gone products come highly recommended, I understand….

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    lewisbower  over 15 years ago

    Did any ACME product ever work for Wile E?

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    alan.gurka  over 15 years ago

    Hey! All us twisted minds think alike–I was thinking of ACME, too. I think ACME went out of business and they’re made under the Chinese label of “Ghoul-B-Gone.” No, ACME products never worked for Wile E Coyote, Genius.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 15 years ago

    No one ever went broke overestimating the gullibility of the undead.

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    Jonathan Bridge Premium Member over 15 years ago

    According to the British TV miniseries, “Ultraviolet”, vampires (or “Code Fives”, as they are called here) can’t be heard on the telephone. And if a cage is all it takes to trap a vampire, why hasn’t anyone other than Carl, or Ghoul-B-Gone, thought of it? Does it take an uncommon mind to think of these things as Calvin would say? I take it the silver bars are smothered in garlic and wet with holy water. And the bars going crossways are enough to keep a vampire at bay (Crossways, get it?). Then, of course, you’d have to shove the cage outside for daylight exposure in the morning.

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