Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 09, 2022

Ahh, to be young and naive again. And to dig yourself in so deep that you start smelling bamboo.

That raccoon looks to be rabid. Not to mention psychotic….

You can tell it’s the truth because nothing was taken. If there was no raccoon, surely the burglar would have stolen something.

seems pretty legitmate to me…

Still, best not to block the exit route. I suspect Mom’s going to ‘buy’ the story when she announces that the thief made off with the Nintari for a few weeks.

Great story kid. i’m still going to punish you for the damage you did, but I think we will look into a creative writing course for you. That is one awesome and original creative story you came up with.

Kevin is a horrible liar.

That racoon saved their property!

Tell her more about the racoon like where did it learn to talk.

Next: How I chased the burglar and racoon out of the house.

Kevin:”Mmm…. How long am I grounded Again??” (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

I think mom would buy the story if Kevin said the cat burglar had a French accent.

You’re going to get blamed anyhow, kid.

I want to hear the raccoon’s version…..and/or how it really happened.

Love the over-the-top style to go with a kid’s story

I wanna hear the rest!

What would posses you to do something like that, Kevin?!

Who even heard of a talking, rabid raccoon?