Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 28, 2021

Trying to imagine a cow with a big hammer. Bucky, why would she go after the vegetarian? I think you would be a prime target.

Atom Heart Mother!

They all got horn training and hammers complicate things.

Bad beef? That’s not the half of it. I hear they’re lighting their farts.

Cows use steak knives.

Where’s the beef?

Cows use bongos. “Cowabongo” Dude!

Pinkish , Bucky has a point ! The “Over The Hedge” cow keeps falling on Verne !

They’ll be blowing their horn so you’ll hear them cowming.

I love the expression ‘innit?’

Cows (and similar creatures) are prey animals. They know their purpose in life is to be eaten. What’s wrong with helping them find their preferred destiny?

I wouldn’t worry about hammers and knives, unless it’s a mad cow.

Post holdiday Mac appearance, cool

Just gonna put this here. “Cows With Guns” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Everyone knows cows use guns: https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

They only use knives if they’re not contented.

Is he feeding Satch and Buckie, both obligate carnivores, a vegetarian diet?

It’s not a “bad cow” problem; it’s only when they get “mad cow” disease. They’re pretty chill, otherwise.

If Rob actually feeds his pets vegetarian, he’s an animal abuser. Cats are obligate carnivores, and dogs’ diets are very hard to balance without some meat in.

A hostile Holstein!