Fred Basset by Alex Graham for December 29, 2021

Fred what did Jock give you for Christmas.

If it ain’t broke…

Using your friend’s enjoyment of his squeaky cracker to mask your getaway isn’t very nice, and why are you leaving Jock behind? SOOO not nice all the way around. What’s wrong with you?

Looks like it’s all its crackered up to be………

Squeak toys last a long time …… Sausages are gone in 2 seconds ! ;-)

Wait, a squeaky toy lasted for an entire YEAR!?

Dogs are like children, they love things that make squeaky noises.

What is a “cracker” in England?

My Basset would run through a squeak toy in about 90 days or so.

A black & tan coon hound I know eviscerates squeaky toys in 2 minutes, max.