Guy on the left: This has all been part of my plan. I discovered that layoffs always push up a company share price, even when they make no sense. So I had a series of well-publicized layoffs, and our stock price is through the roof. Now we can sell all our company shares and retire as multi millionaires.
Guy on the right: But I don’t own any company shares.
Guy on the left: Looks like there’s time for one last round of layoffs.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
Reminds me of Putin.
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Time to sell the table and chairs.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now all we have to do is get rid of the fat trimmer.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
So toss a coin already….whoever leaves the table first, will be better off in the LONG run
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just you and me. How does that make you feel? Nervous??
Roscoe over 2 years ago
Just the two of us We can make it if we try Just the two of us Just the two of us
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Guy on the left: This has all been part of my plan. I discovered that layoffs always push up a company share price, even when they make no sense. So I had a series of well-publicized layoffs, and our stock price is through the roof. Now we can sell all our company shares and retire as multi millionaires.
Guy on the right: But I don’t own any company shares.
Guy on the left: Looks like there’s time for one last round of layoffs.
IshkaBibel1 over 2 years ago
Inspired by Putin?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Soon it will be…you or me?
petermerck over 2 years ago
And it’s not looking good for you.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
“Can you remember what it is our company does ?”
RWill over 2 years ago
“And you now have the workload of 16 people—and, no, you may not have a raise.”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
Yep, just the fat at the head of the table.