Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 24, 2022

i prefer that to a waiter cutting my chat with my friend every 5 mins to ask if everything is OK or if i need anything

Justin could use some tips

Oh, we’ll get your attention all right, when we skip on the bill.

Then we’ll order everything while we got your attention….

Can I start you off with some drinks in around an hour?

“Note the hand behind my back, waiting for the palm to be greased.” Added service fee.

It is what it is!

Just tell him a pile of $ bills is his tip, and you’ll start removing them as you try to get his attention.

My name is John and you’ll be trying to get my tip all night long.

Must be read with a French accent.

That’s O.K. Every time I try and fail, 5% is deducted from your tip.

Yep. Towel over arm, hand behind the back. He’s a self centred food snob