Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 05, 2022

That’s going to be a long list, Ralph!

So, that is everybody except Norman?

That’s not possible.

funny how several people seem to have understood what Ralph says in the opposite way. He said he’s going to “unfollow everyone more lost than him.” As JD’Huntsville says most of us would think that’s a pretty short list because Ralph is usually pretty lost/dumb. But several people said it would be a “long list” or that it would include “everyone but Norman” (surely Norman is more lost than Ralph so the list should include him?

That may be the second wisest saying ever made.

Well, now I know why Ralph stopped following me.

“Not all who wander are lost.” But in Ralph’s case …

you’re gonna get pretty lonely.

Whenever I hear that some famous person has millions of “followers” I wonder how that many people can have nothing better to do. By the way, I don’t follow anyone.

Begin by avoiding politicians such as Ron DiStupid and Gov Abbsurd.

“Don’t follow leaders or walking parking meters.”

Good advice for everyone……

You can only lead from the front.

When it’s you by comparison, that should be a short list.

If they are addicted to social media, they are irretrievably lost.

Sound advice.