Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 19, 2021

And green fishmonger…

She met him on tinder and she was burnt. She got her revenge but wanted to make it look like an accident.

Dumpster Diving… Then start a fire for Dumpster Fires.

Blow Torch Mama… Fake in Photoshop Funeral Parlour. Something fish flippees on the banks of a river

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I don’t want to be anywhere NEAR that crematorium once they light those burners …..hot flashes everywhere! She may have been a really hot chick in life but in death, on a “scale” from 1-5, she “tanked”!

She’s one hot Mama

…I’m gonna name him, Henry…

…any fish that can appear in two Frog Applauses…

…deserves a name…

…so, Henry it is…

…I was going to give this fish a female name…

…but the context deserves glass breaking…

…and stereotype tropes demands…

…burning down the crematorium…

…owning it…

…giving a holy oblation to the anti-Chumps…

…Faith…

…Hope…

…and Charity…

…and the greatest of these is Charity…

….John Lennon was no Paul McCartney…

…but Exodus was no Genesis, either…

…viva la Frog….

Viva la Frog…

Girl’s name… Avis?

I’m like a fish out of water

A cat in a tree

You don’t even want to talk to me …

      – Lucinda Williams, Can’t Let Go

I was thinking she’d done a fine job dealing with yesterday’s smug tuna.

P.S. I’m no expert on the Ankle-Covered Era of women’s fashion, but that’s a nice hat.

He is and was…

She was only the Fishmonger’s daughter …

Something’s a little fishy here.

You speak with The Fork and Spoon Spork Tounge.

Nothin’ sez lovin’ like mongering a fish fetish on the eve of FA’s 15th Anniversary … so an appropriate gift would be a headless wall mounted crystal carp flippin’ & singin’

Rule Froglandia …!

that’s some serious arson!

She would have gotten away with it, if not for her being color blind. A green herring just doesn’t have the same effect.

Her blouse is out of the ordinary

That’s right, she said she’d sweep the chimney

She sure did sweep me off my feet

Burnin’ down the house

That was the time of our first joint mission in Frogsbane. Attempts were made to cut a channel through the comix brush bogs to allow invasion by water, after the Winter Incursion failed. With our assistance, it proved impossible to maintain any open channel between Frogsbane and Froglandia. The bogs would shift about, seemingly on their own. Eventually, the plan was abandoned. There is traffic between Frogsbane and Froglandia, of course, but nothing heavy enough to be employed for movements of troops or weapons. And here you are, back again. I suppose you can guess what that means?

Seagulls circle her house.

They were on fire when they got here . . .

So, this is really kind of spooky. As I sit here before my computer, hanging on the wall I face is a large original artwork (oil pastels) entitled “Fish Out of Water #3” that features a large vertically-placed fish at one side, with a flanking surrealistic setting that includes a reproduction of the eponymous figure from Jacques Louis David’s Death of Socrates.

Then, is this Brazen Wench claiming to have killed Socrates, too?!

…some people just want to see the world burn…

…don’t crematorium your jeans…

….but isn’t this what you are supposed to do on Frog Applause’s 15th birthday?…

…burn down the house?…

. congratulations Mz. Burritt…

…your ballerina does spin better without its head attached…

Happy Anniversary Ms. T..

A hick-up on the go comic field of dreams,.. as old as you feel.

Frog Blog:

In Memory of Mr.

Avery Denison who

died April 5th 1775 in

63 years of his age

Remember me as you pass by,

As you are now, so once was I,

As I am now, so you must be,

Prepare for death and follow me.

My death is a debt to Nature due

Which I have paid and so must you.

Baker’s Week.

Eight days a week.

Beatles

FIGGY. Pudding.,..Chowder Head