Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 06, 2022

Pants on fire

Dominance and submission!

Another branch of Mopman’s janitorial tree is in full bloom at St. Rita’s gym

St Rita needs a new coach. Down by three with seconds left, you go inside, yes, but then you kick it out to a guard who has sat on the bench the entire game and let her force overtime. This is just basic basketball.

St. Rita should have kicked it out to Pranit’s sister Planet. Lovely Rita — NOT!

Janet Planet?

I had a dime on Milford -2. Pranit gave me the heads up it was a winner. Can’t find Vito from Goshen for some reason. I’m gonna let the money ride, and maybe put it on the Title/Title early parlay I just saw on the Big Board. Huge payout.

P-1: We get look into the future. St. Rita’s moving gym floor speeds by while the “Avis” of Milford dribbles in place.

P-2: I’ll stuff you like a cabbage roll!

P-3: Mimi and Gil discuss last night.

So the coaching approach is to lie to the girls? That’ll work out well. Participation trophies to be awarded at the end of the year banquet.

Excuse me Gil ,in all reality , I have to find a table to stand on while Ì proclaim to anyone who’ll listen how great the girls played tonight. Don’t forget to cross your fingers when you lie . Thanks Gil !

Mimi couldn’t schedule All Saints or Redford for a boys/girls doubleheader, so she pads her non conference games with a parochial grade school from Louisville, KY. Not only did the Milford girls play in Milford Hall, but also supplied the hometown officials and ants covering the ball. Dominating? Hardly.

Wait, Talley Ho did not announce her presence with a breakout performance worthy of an Air Force Academy candidate? Oh, that’s right, Mimi’s waiting for a tight game to pull her off the bench in the final seconds to take the final clutch shot.

P 4: ….because thanks to a guy I met through your boy, I was able to keep us below the spread and turn 5 dollars into 500 dollars…a lot indeed daddy…."

Why aren’t the girls walking around with their arms in the air??

Is that a dude wearing a jersey and a goatee in the background? The one staring at Gil and Mimi? Is it Milford or St. Rita that allows boys on the girls team? I hope it’s Milford, that would make for an interesting story.

P2 – You know how if your lower leg is the same thickness straight down, it’s said you have cankles? What is it called for your arm? Cause Landry has it.

P3 – So Mimi coaches opposite to most. When the team plays decent, you don’t let them get complacent, you point out how they’ve got a lot to work on for the team to improve. But Mimi is all, “Yeah, we were lucky to pull it out, but I’m going to tell them they played a perfect game! And cancel practice for the next two days.”

And speaking of cancel, cancel whatever plans you may have and make yourself over to Mopped Up Thorp right now!

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Another school with large picture windows in the gym. The glass repair business must be raking in the dough in this area.