Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 07, 2022

Yes. Score more.

P4 Cathy: “Maybe you should go talk to “coach” Thorp and ask her to give you one of those @ss slappings to help get you out of your funk.”

Jump more — become Captain Kangaroo. Just Googled Chittenango and saw there actually is one in New York. Even more amazed to see it was the birthplace of L. Frank Baum.

“Hey Hol, I have an idea, why don’t we set point scoring targets for everyone, then bet on whether or not we hit them?”

Would yelling “Shazam!” be considered Captain-ish?

In all reality , Why don’t we all get hypnotized together to up our game ? Nope the football team tried that ,it was a hoax remember . How about we refuse to play until we get a better coach? Great idea it’s what’s needed !

Is it captain-ish to eat pizza with your fingers jammed into the toppings?

I thought Chittenago was some kind of skin disease. And Miford lost by 10? They might as well have scratched.

Give ’em a Bluto-type pep talk…“…was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?….”

They sure like to zoom in on footwear lately, even more than gigantic hands

It looks like Talley Ho may be considering switching from the Air Force Academy to the Big Ken Brown School of Making Things Happen.

Winning some games is a good start.

Explain to me how someone with this kind of lack of leadership was elected captain.

Fitful start? By whom? Hollis and Cathy went rouge with their pizza pity party while the TCFS kids went to the Bucket. The really TCFS kids congregate at Milford Town Park City Lake enjoying a belly full of Hoo.

That’s weird. It’s almost as if Mimi’s strategy to tell the team they’re playing great when they aren’t failed to make the team improve. Imagine that.

I was all set to ask who the third person was in P3, as there are 5 knees showing. Then finally I realized it’s just Cathy sitting with her leg bent back and that’s not another person wearing a purple skirt. Ruined some potential snarking.

And speaking of ruining, don’t ruin your day by forgetting to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

“There’s no way we can get in on the point-shaving cash with PHole if we don’t start winning some games…”

P-1: Only R&W would use Gym shoe soles to express team depression. On the other hand, the colors are consistent.

P-2: Oops!! R&W accidentally left there super eight projector on and we see their watching an early Pizza guy porno.

P-3: We find the issue is diet, not much nutrition in a pizza the color of sandstone.

I think I saw P2 in a movie somewhere? P3 ended up differently