Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2022

mañana bañana maña mia

That’s one ugly mañana

GROSS, eh? Who is these, goons of Calvin’s Club?

If it’s an heirloom then it’s probably been in the family for a long time. The thing’s so ugly, I’d leave it where it is (but where’s the fun in that)

Rip in a dress and perky nurse’s cap. SAY it isn’t SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

KA-HEIRLOOM!

The job certainly won’t be easy when you’re facing off against Rip Haywire and his giggling fists!

Why am I thinking R.J. and his uncle? (C’mon…Rip and R.J. BOTH have a thing for Bad Girls, hence the “Good Girl, Gross” remark.