Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 05, 2022

“Do good nurses also have knuckles that giggle?”

Mayflower, my, what a name

Now, doc. Don’t tries to has an affair with your nursey now.

“ka-ring, ka-ling”? Oh, it’s a landline. Shoulda known…

Stay sharp, Rip. Cute, blonde, and educated is a recipe for disaster.

“How do you solve a problem like Maria?” Now we know: an all-expences-paid trip.

KA-RING, KA-LING! I want to get that ring tone, too.

Ka-Ring, Ka-Ling . . . hmmm. Might confuse that with sound of putting my laundry away — Ka-Wrinkling!

KA-MAYFLOWER!

Lucky Maria.

Gee, I wonder if he’s any relation to a Skip Mayflower I knew from a past life…?

Nurses have to have a lot of patience when it comes to patients.