More sad than funny, actually…I used to know a guy who’d been homeless & lived on canned cat food & dog food for a long time & got to like the stuff. He kept eating it even after he had a proper place to live…
I guess these kinds of jokes (and God knows that are a lot of them) derive from that “you are what you eat” expression. You have to really exert yourself to stretch that to “you are the kind of animal that eats something with its animal name on the label”.
allen@home almost 3 years ago
You must have caused a lot of damage to that car.
steph23 almost 3 years ago
LOL!!!!
cdward almost 3 years ago
I think I read the punchline first. Confusing (for me, at least) word balloon placement.
Olddog1 almost 3 years ago
I heard a different punchline to this one.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
Shame that they don’t make flea collars in his size.
JoshHere almost 3 years ago
Shades and textures of yellow. Nice
JimValTen Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good one, Dan! I was beginning to worry about you there for a bit.
anomalous4 almost 3 years ago
More sad than funny, actually…I used to know a guy who’d been homeless & lived on canned cat food & dog food for a long time & got to like the stuff. He kept eating it even after he had a proper place to live…
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I guess these kinds of jokes (and God knows that are a lot of them) derive from that “you are what you eat” expression. You have to really exert yourself to stretch that to “you are the kind of animal that eats something with its animal name on the label”.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
Diet is what you eat. Eat a balanced diet and cut back on the fast carbohydrates.
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
His diet is a secondary issue. Right now stupidity tops the list.