C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for December 23, 2021

Vomiting would be the more likely response to Mickey D’s.

I thought Donna was doing her best Frank Sinatra imitation! “Shoo be doo be do !”

That last line is killer.

After a Mickey D’s french fry, you wouldn’t need another grain of salt for at least a month.

Mona might agree that she is ‘scatting’, but using a difference sense of ‘scat’.

If you do the right chord substitutions you can make the most banal tune sound interesting.

I guess that qualifies as scatter-brained scatting, ehh, Donna?

Don’t forget the Special Sauce on your salt lick….

“Quarter-pounder” (noun) A description of Donna’s brain.

It’s her inner cow coming out.