FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 23, 2022

is there anything non-electronic Jason can get the hang of?

I guess I forgot that the iFruit talks.

Sorry, Jason, I can’t do that.

Dickie Smothers had to start somewhere too.

How lovely that would be. Just a quick ctrl+Z to undo tripping on the stairs, or burning dinner, or saying something dumb. It would be abused, of course, but let me dream.

JPEG? Heaven forfend…

I tried that trick once. String broke and the yoyo went thru a window.

I think yo-yos, slinky’s and tops are relics of the past

In a couple years, he might seek the Sands of Time for that purpose.

Some yo-yo trick: Tangled.