FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 01, 2022

Doofus Latin maybe.

Similar in some ways to pig Latin, but not quite.

If they had used Autocorrect (ought to correct) back then, it might have ended up being “orgy” instead.

He’s in the witness protection program and he’s trying to stay low.

Put a “F” in front literally.

I thought the most interesting part of graduation was finding out what my classmates names really were. (I knew it couldn’t be “Rabbit”, or “Warthog” or "Stinky"…)

3 Latin comics in 2 days. BC is stuck … AGAIN!!

Or maybe he just couldn’t care less. Each of my four degrees are in a drawer in a filing cabinet in my basement. Why? Because I frankly don’t care about them, and don’t need an “I love me” wall in my house or at work.

I have much better things to put on my walls, like pictures of my children.

My HS diploma had a tuition bill inside

Little transposition error there, folks!

Well, Roland and Orland are different forms of one name….

Once again, Jason the genius demonstrates that little things escape him — in this case, not knowing a typo when he sees one.

Boy, you send $200 to a diploma mill for a (cough-cough) “degree” with “transcripts” from Wyoming State University or College of Alaska and you think they’d spell your name right.