Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2022

Ought to correct.

AutoCorrupt.

LOL

Poor phone, autocorrect was turned off long ago but it still gets the blame

A reply comes… We come To Savour Man. Oh whoopsie.

That’s ok, the beings from different worlds won’t understand you anyway. They need to get an English/Klingon dictionary.

Can mah vum nitebha’ for roj?

Mah will baq tlhih ‘ej your qordu’.

Interesting to note, there is no word in Klingon for friend, at least not in the one I used. Translation in my reply.

On my birthday a few years ago, my daughter sent me a Happy Birthday message, but autocorrect changed it to “Gassy Birthday.” And that is what it has been every year since then.

ka-oops

Oops!

That wasn’t autocorrect. More like Brewster-oops at work.

Out to corrupt.

Such a little boo-boo…

Autocorrect wouldn’t be so bad if only people would review their post and catch the mistakes before hitting SEND!

They speak English already?

I have to double check before I send Shirt or Shut

Stipend autotrophic

My phone never corrects “invite” to “invade”.

That’s it! That is why Marvin wants to blow earth up. It has nothing to do with, Venus.

If it’s (insert-your-carrier-here), they probably don’t have good coverage on that planet

The Earth Mimbari war got started because of a cultural misunderstanding

I use the marine mammal version – otter correct.

Old School: War of the Worlds, with villains and heroes… Today War of the Words, with fools on both sides

If the other planet is as screwed up with and about (anti) social media as we are then we could be in trouble