Skinney? So was Neal Cray and A Quad (Aaron Aagard). A few high protein malteds served up by Dinny Perez at The Bucket will give Gabe Landali the warning track power he needs. Too soon for baseball?
P-1: We now understand why those who can’t teach. Both Kaz & Gil have upper legs that are way longer than their lower legs. We all know 2 things stunt your growth, smoking &… These guys should both be 4"-6" taller.
P-2: Milford needs a new scale. It’s off by 30lbs.
P-3: No wonder, Mimi is having so much trouble. Those girls are reading the paper sideways! Talk about cockeyed. I’ don’t think an optometrist can fix that.
P1 – So is this Gil’s master plan? Call out his team’s shortcomings in the paper so that the boys try to prove him wrong?
P2 – 195 is no way scrawny for high school, unless the kid is 6’10".
P3 – I think purple shirt is pretending she can read, seeing how she is pointing above the paper and not at any words. Is Mimi in on the genius plan too, calling out her guards in the media to motivate them?
And speaking of motivating, hopefully you’re motivated to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
bitsy twill almost 3 years ago
The Milford Star as an unusually small top margin.
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
Hans and Franz will pump you up, girly-man!
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
Hey guys in all reality ,we need to get on the Juice ! My brother Roberto aka Bobby can hook us up with the roids . Thanks Panatela.
dadjo almost 3 years ago
Even by R&W standards, this has got to be the most disjointed and aimlessly wandering story arc. Release the peacock! Or maybe the Rally Hippo.
jslabotnik almost 3 years ago
Charles Atlas can make them new men. Gamble a stamp and get his free book!
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
Kaz suddenly has a club foot, while Gil has been flattened again.
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
Skinney? So was Neal Cray and A Quad (Aaron Aagard). A few high protein malteds served up by Dinny Perez at The Bucket will give Gabe Landali the warning track power he needs. Too soon for baseball?
twainreader almost 3 years ago
P-1: We now understand why those who can’t teach. Both Kaz & Gil have upper legs that are way longer than their lower legs. We all know 2 things stunt your growth, smoking &… These guys should both be 4"-6" taller.
P-2: Milford needs a new scale. It’s off by 30lbs.
P-3: No wonder, Mimi is having so much trouble. Those girls are reading the paper sideways! Talk about cockeyed. I’ don’t think an optometrist can fix that.
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Fake News!!
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Don’t believe what you read in the funny papers!!
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Word bubble in P2 prevents Nipplegate in Milford
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 3: “…geez ….this Gil Thorp comic is soooo stupid….”
metals24 almost 3 years ago
P2- That clump of hair must be glued to his face. It never moves.
bhricik almost 3 years ago
Is Trevor Lawrence smelling his armpit?
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 2: are you sure about that, Dutch Boy?….looks more like 135 lbs of fury
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 4: “…as your team captain, I think that me and Vito need to pay a little surprise visit to Mizzzz Burns…”
Mopman almost 3 years ago
P1 – So is this Gil’s master plan? Call out his team’s shortcomings in the paper so that the boys try to prove him wrong?
P2 – 195 is no way scrawny for high school, unless the kid is 6’10".
P3 – I think purple shirt is pretending she can read, seeing how she is pointing above the paper and not at any words. Is Mimi in on the genius plan too, calling out her guards in the media to motivate them?
And speaking of motivating, hopefully you’re motivated to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/