If you want to keep yourself from going to a casino, just ask yourself how they afford all those flashing lights and free drinks. The house always wins!
The ads will tell you that the essence of a casino is a Bradley-Cooper-looking in a tux (tie hanging loose & collar button undone) surrounded by 3 smoking hot women (one blond, one brunette, and one – depending on where the billboard is – either redheaded or Black, all laughing uproariously while he throw yet another score at the craps table.
In reality, the essence of a casino is a 500 lb woman in an electric scooter, wearing a velour “jogging” suit & oxygen tube, chain-smoking while she frantically tries to shove the last of her Social Security check into the nickel slots before the shuttle van leaves to go back to the retirement trailer park.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
You lose your shirt, but in a different way… ☺
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
If you want to keep yourself from going to a casino, just ask yourself how they afford all those flashing lights and free drinks. The house always wins!
Cozmik Cowboy over 2 years ago
The ads will tell you that the essence of a casino is a Bradley-Cooper-looking in a tux (tie hanging loose & collar button undone) surrounded by 3 smoking hot women (one blond, one brunette, and one – depending on where the billboard is – either redheaded or Black, all laughing uproariously while he throw yet another score at the craps table.
In reality, the essence of a casino is a 500 lb woman in an electric scooter, wearing a velour “jogging” suit & oxygen tube, chain-smoking while she frantically tries to shove the last of her Social Security check into the nickel slots before the shuttle van leaves to go back to the retirement trailer park.
Mopman over 2 years ago
No casino has a communal shower because they want you to stay?