That’s a good question. By the looks of Brutus’ bald pate he only has one hair called a cowlick that the barber has to cut! Couldn’t he save the barber fees if he gets his wife to cut the hair off with scissors?
If I could grow a beard that fast, I’d do my beard over the whole face, not just with this goatee. In fact, Brutus would really improve his looks with a full beard since his top hair has departed almost totally.
kingdiamond69 almost 3 years ago
Well son because when you get older the hair on your head gets thinner and it starts growing in places you wont want it to grow .
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When you think about it, that’s a great question for a kid to wonder about.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Som has too much, some has little.
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You mean that hair back there on his head?
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That one hair on the top of his head isn’t going to cut itself.
boydpercy Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Within this vale of toil and sin, your head grows bald but not your chin! Burma Shave
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
That’s a good question. By the looks of Brutus’ bald pate he only has one hair called a cowlick that the barber has to cut! Couldn’t he save the barber fees if he gets his wife to cut the hair off with scissors?
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
whoever invents the shave-free face is going to be a very, very wealthy person…
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If I could grow a beard that fast, I’d do my beard over the whole face, not just with this goatee. In fact, Brutus would really improve his looks with a full beard since his top hair has departed almost totally.
Chris almost 3 years ago
cause life ain’t fair…
krs27 almost 3 years ago
God made a few perfect heads. the rest He put hair on!
rhpii almost 3 years ago
Shaving has gotten a lot faster with a beard. I only have to shave my neck 2-3 times a week.
John Yeager almost 3 years ago
This past year, I only shaved the day I’d go in for my haircut. Certainly saved a bunch of time. For 2022, we’re going with the beard full-time.
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
In this world of toil and sin the head grows bald but not the chin.
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Some people shave their head every day and their face every two months (or so). You just do you-that’s crazy enough.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
That’s an easy one to answer. The tough one is why all the nose and ear hair and other places hair is growing where it never grew before….
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
One of nature’s cruel jokes. In fact there is only so much hair juice and as you age it drains from your scalp into your ears, nose and, your face
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“Son, I’m just cultivating my increasingly flesh-colored hairstyle…”
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Because I’m not retired yet.
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Just tell him the truth Brutus, you have more hair on your face that you do on your head.
Jim Kerner almost 3 years ago
Cheer up, Brutus. When I sit in the barber’s chair. The barber says, NEXT!