All we need to do to fix this planet is to evacuate it. We will send everyone on 3 separate space ships. The first ship will be filled with political theorists and politicians. They can go ahead of the rest of us and plan our new government. The second ship will be loaded with those who don’t actually have jobs here. that way that get first shot at establishing themselves as the landed gentry at the new planet. The rest of us who actually work, assist others and would be building the ships will leave last so that we could get everyone else on their way. Unfortunately we only have enough money to build the first 2 ships, but i’m sure the settlers will have no survival issues on their new world.
braindead Premium Member almost 3 years ago
More tax cuts for Bezos!
What could be simpler?
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Hey Winslow, go to the moon it’s closer and you will weigh only a sixth of what you weigh on Earth! it’s a win win situation!!
RobinHood almost 3 years ago
Happy Archery Day Everyone.
RobinHood almost 3 years ago
“Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?"
Bowie
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
All we need to do to fix this planet is to evacuate it. We will send everyone on 3 separate space ships. The first ship will be filled with political theorists and politicians. They can go ahead of the rest of us and plan our new government. The second ship will be loaded with those who don’t actually have jobs here. that way that get first shot at establishing themselves as the landed gentry at the new planet. The rest of us who actually work, assist others and would be building the ships will leave last so that we could get everyone else on their way. Unfortunately we only have enough money to build the first 2 ships, but i’m sure the settlers will have no survival issues on their new world.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Life on Mars” is one of my favorite David Bowie songs. One of many, actually.
RobinHood almost 3 years ago
“Mars ain’t the kind of place
To raise a kid
In fact it’s cold as hell
And theres no one there to raise them
If you did."
Bernie Taupin
RobinHood almost 3 years ago
“Yeah, I’m a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I’m out of control."
Freddie Murcury
B 8671 almost 3 years ago
We all have that problem over the holidays Winslow.
calliarcale almost 3 years ago
Can relate. ;-)