Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 01, 2022

Put your other foot on the scale…..

And in front of and on each side.

Get your @$$ in gear then.

Another metaphor misfire….

Stop eating for a while.

At least if I’m carrying my weight behind me, I can’t see it!

Counterbalance… if it weren’t there you would be falling on your face. God knew all about physics when he made us.

Hey, one needs padding to sit in that chair at the Tattler.

I thought the window in first panel was “M Y ☭”

An elastic waist and pleats in your ‘workout’ shorts helps you avoid the obvious. Pleats in the back?

Well, I’ll have you know… I have a PERFECT “hourglass” figure….. all the sand is at the bottom.

If you’re watching your weight, keep it out front where you can see it more easily.

Walked right into that one.

Funny guy….