Completely misusing Zeno’s paradox you could just be learning an infinitely small amount from your mistakes. Therefore even if an infinite number of mistakes are made the amount learned could still be infinitely small.
To inject the obligatory political connection this would explain, well, umm, politicians.
Sarah Palin was asked if she knew the Heimlich Maneuver and she said, “Well, ya know, my son Track’s in the army and those military guys, they know all about maneuvers, ya betcha!”
Track? what did she call the rest of her kids Field and Marathon? hmmm track, willow, trig, bristol and piper. sounds like a list of words given to Doctor Suess by his publisher.
These are the names kids get when a suburbanite uses the traditional native american methods to name their kids.
You mean after the location where they were conceived? Somewhere I read that she said that if she’d had a sixth she would’ve named it “Zamboni”. And to think there are some people who consider “Barack Obama” an odd name.
Mom, where does our tribe come up with kid’s names?……….. Well, we name the children after the first thing the mother sees after giving birth. That’s why your brother is named Running Buffalo and you sister is named Lofty Cloud. Why do you ask, Two Dogs ****ing?
KingRat almost 16 years ago
Completely misusing Zeno’s paradox you could just be learning an infinitely small amount from your mistakes. Therefore even if an infinite number of mistakes are made the amount learned could still be infinitely small. To inject the obligatory political connection this would explain, well, umm, politicians.
runar almost 16 years ago
Obligatory snarky political comment:
Sarah Palin was asked if she knew the Heimlich Maneuver and she said, “Well, ya know, my son Track’s in the army and those military guys, they know all about maneuvers, ya betcha!”
KingRat almost 16 years ago
Track? what did she call the rest of her kids Field and Marathon? hmmm track, willow, trig, bristol and piper. sounds like a list of words given to Doctor Suess by his publisher. These are the names kids get when a suburbanite uses the traditional native american methods to name their kids.
runar almost 16 years ago
You mean after the location where they were conceived? Somewhere I read that she said that if she’d had a sixth she would’ve named it “Zamboni”. And to think there are some people who consider “Barack Obama” an odd name.
westiewestaz almost 16 years ago
Runar: That was a sneaky, snarky political comment! I hope you aren’t being taken in by the media blast to discredit her.
Noirin almost 16 years ago
She’s managing to discredit herself quite well without any help, from the media or otherwise.
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
Mom, where does our tribe come up with kid’s names?……….. Well, we name the children after the first thing the mother sees after giving birth. That’s why your brother is named Running Buffalo and you sister is named Lofty Cloud. Why do you ask, Two Dogs ****ing?