Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 20, 2022

But have you been wondering what TFG spent all the money on? A super-smart golf bag with matching clubs. The bag has GPS and cameras and calculates the best shot. The cameras watch the swing and uses Bluetooth to tell the clubs how to adjust themselves (in the shaft and the impact angle of the face) so that each swing is as close to perfect as possible. Now TFG thinks he’s the world’s greatest golfer, even without his usual cheating, so we can hope he’ll be too happy to bother with politics after this.

Urban Meyer, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau

Antonio Brown should be included.

If you can’t nominate groups, then you can’t nominate golf crowds, specifically the idiots who yell “GET IN THE HOLE.”

In that case, get in the hole.

Try enforcing the “no speeding” rule.

That lets the IOC, NFL, and NBA off the hook.

That guy who did that thing, that other guy who did that other thing, that guy who said that stuff about the first two guys, and that fourth guy who shouldn’t have done what he did when he learned what the third guy said but did it anyway.

And it’s a long fly ball to Because!