Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 28, 2022

Have you ever noticed that you can be fine for hours, but as soon as you get the key in the front door lock you know that it’s going to be a race for the bathroom?

Tell me about it!!!

Urgency to go increases exponentially as one nears the washroom.

Eh, me bladder exicted for walks in the woods.

If you’re a contractor the same thing happens when entering the Home Depot parking lot!

Yes.

Mine gets excited when we are on a long trip and it’s obvious there is no place to stop to pee.

Put in an enlarged prostate and you got wee, wee, wee all the way home.

I don’t know about bladders, but an actual study was done that shows how your body will often hold off the need to poo until you’re in a “safe” place.

And I’ll bet taxpayer money was spent to learn this. (I don’t know that for a fact but I know it’s true).

Who’s a good boy?!?!

All I am saying is give pees a chance (Ono!)

hmm…this one was off the mark

I have (mostly) trained my brain. ‘Not until pants are down’. One long, difficult brain train.

My bladder must be part child… always asking “are we there yet?”

You should see me veer off the road when I see a squirrel!

Back in a minute . . . . . .

:)

No, it isn’t part dog, but yes, I can relate . . .