Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 12, 2022

“But we’re still getting separate rooms.”

Later that night, after the tranquilizer wears off:Him (running down the hall): “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.

But I don’t think my husband will want this to happen again..

Is this what the Best Man is best at? Or was he best in other things before the wedding?

To quote Yum-Yum from Gilbert & Sullivan’s “The Mikado”: “Thank goodness that’s over!”

That’s because you did not kiss the other end first !

She’s going to extract a heavy price for more.

“Get to the back of the line. The Bridesmaids’ are first….”

Marry Kissmas. Ho ho ho!

Her dad is Mandrake The Magician!

Beyond days of our lives…..don’t ask….

Her thought bubble from the original art sends so many messages! Like she already has his French Maid outfit in the closet, and has lined up a doctor to start his hormone treatments …

MUSTACHIOED MAN: Now that they’re married, we can invite them to our wife swapping parties

“Why not? You’ve kissed every other woman in the room already.”

“Next time bring cash.”

“I’ve been practicing with anyone I can find, even Father, so I think I can do it right.”

“But, after this, you’ll have to take a number.”

The busybody mother was frustrated because now on the wedding night her daughter could do all the things mother said daughter should not do. After the one year wedding anniversary, both mothers-in-law were now nagging the newlyweds for grandchildren!!

“Last Kiss,” eh?

Give me a kiss to build a dream on – Louis Armstrong, et al.

But you can’t kiss me in the same place twice. Eventually, you will kiss me all over.

You mean this time I get kissed first?