Close to Home by John McPherson for February 03, 2022

Looks like Escher’s front door!

That’s why you’ll soon get into the habit of coming in through the window.

Is Bleeb carrying her briefcase? Heavy Load – One handed too!

Wife says “I aDORE it! We’ll take it!”

And that’s the emergency exit.

A burglar would only have to go through there once. (And will soon break a window instead.)

That’s got building/fire code violations written all over that.

what is this the door to wonderland or Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

No exit! When you’re inside, you can’t reach the outer door until you open the little inner one. The little inside door can’t open until the outside one is open.

Where’s Alice when you need her?

Never buy a house from the Willy Wonka Design and Construction Co.

Well, I can’t imagine how frustrated a burglar would be. But if it turns out that the very last one is a doggie door, it’s gonna be a great way to pî$$ off the dog!

The home of Mrs. Matryoshka.

Leads to the mind of John Malkovich?

But – what if they decide to come in through the window?

Perhaps they will get down to Bleeb sized door?

Just think if you had to use the bathroom real bad, sometimes it is hard enough finding the right door key.

Formerly the home of the Death-Trapp Family Singers.

Kind of like in Killer Clowns From Outer Space on the circus tent space ship…

made in russia

I think I’ll go through the back door instead.

It must be a high crime neighborhood.

I think Bleeb’s head got snapped off by her case. He must have gotten caught! :)

I know of “keep on keeping on” but this….?

I’d like to be the door salesman!

Then next door gets littler and littler until you can open no more!