Would you be given, I think those are sausages, sausages later? If so, you could think of it not so much as stealing as an advance payment on what you will be getting in the future.
As long as they keep leaving the sausages on the table Fred will continue to be tempted by them and it’s not fair to put him through that. Just put them in the fridge!
…Whether tis nobler in the stomach to suffer the pangs and harrows of outrageous craving. Or to take teeth against a plate of sausages. And by swallowing eat them!
To steal or not to steal.Whether it is more noble in the mindto suffer the memories of of sausages not eatenor to bring stealth and length to a sea of sausage and by eating, end them.
I think the Dears are due for another reminder on dogs, sausages, and temptation. If they will leave the plate that close to the edge, they really shouldn’t be surprised if it gets pinched.
If you leave it where the dog can reach it, it belongs to the dog. We found out one Thanksgiving when no one moved the cheese ball to a safe spot when we were having dinner. Gus, who was a stubborn and possessive beagle, refused to return the stolen goods. The prudent course was to let him keep it.
mikenjanet almost 3 years ago
Would you be given, I think those are sausages, sausages later? If so, you could think of it not so much as stealing as an advance payment on what you will be getting in the future.
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh Fred, aren’t those sausages? You know the answer to your question.
allen@home almost 3 years ago
Fred the sausages are on the end of the table again. The Dears just forgot to put the sign out that says steal me.
Macushlalondra almost 3 years ago
As long as they keep leaving the sausages on the table Fred will continue to be tempted by them and it’s not fair to put him through that. Just put them in the fridge!
A Common 'tator almost 3 years ago
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the sausages and arrows of outrageous fortune…
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
As I’ve said before, they taste better when they have been pinched……
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Bon Appetit Fred !
byamrcn almost 3 years ago
…Whether tis nobler in the stomach to suffer the pangs and harrows of outrageous craving. Or to take teeth against a plate of sausages. And by swallowing eat them!
SusieB almost 3 years ago
Be strong Frec! Resist the temptation
Darwinskeeper almost 3 years ago
To steal or not to steal.Whether it is more noble in the mindto suffer the memories of of sausages not eatenor to bring stealth and length to a sea of sausage and by eating, end them.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ almost 3 years ago
Why ask us, Fred? Just do it11
StephenHoyt almost 3 years ago
It might be a trick they could be fake vegan sausages.
jaydogg187 almost 3 years ago
He’s a dog. There is no question!
GSD Mom Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think the Dears are due for another reminder on dogs, sausages, and temptation. If they will leave the plate that close to the edge, they really shouldn’t be surprised if it gets pinched.
darcyandsimon almost 3 years ago
He’s a dog, all right! Do the math. Nick, pinch, steal, take what is his by right (by virtue of his being a dog)…Go, Fred!
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The question.. really boils down to are you a dog or not.
joannesshadow almost 3 years ago
If you leave it where the dog can reach it, it belongs to the dog. We found out one Thanksgiving when no one moved the cheese ball to a safe spot when we were having dinner. Gus, who was a stubborn and possessive beagle, refused to return the stolen goods. The prudent course was to let him keep it.
mikeywilly almost 3 years ago
It is not, “to steal or not to steal!” , it is will I get caught, before they are all gone, or not!?!