Fred Basset by Alex Graham for February 04, 2022

Sorry Fred, you are experiencing “walkish-interuptis” they will be ready soon!

Well Fred, unlike you we people need to suit up every time before going for a walk. You come suited up and perfectly attired for every occasion. Lucky you!

Why are you in a hurry, Fred? Relax, don’t fret, Fred.

What are “wellies?” I can only guess.

Patience is a virtue, but a bladder waits for no ma….dog…….

Fred I do not blame you for wanting to go for your walk . Most dogs spend a lot of time indoors and tis nice to get outside for something different other than going to the bathroom .

In our house, we refer to those last minute chores as “Butt Firsts”.

Wellies are rain boots

“Wellies” are like Muck or La Cross boots, but they cost more.

I know it’s part of Fred’s shtick but most days he wonders unleashed all over the neighborhood. Yet he needs a leash to walk with the Dears. Yes it shouldn’t bother me. But I think of it every time he is shown with a leash.

Let’s hope he doesn’t have to pee….

Boots

Yes, Fred; being human is not all beer and skittles and walks on the heath!