Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 29, 2022

yummy

Because “Cheerios” was already taken….

Hey, nobody’s bored eating Grape Nuts

And they don’t make a sound as they sink to the bottom of the bowl.

I have reached that age where my morning oatmeal is all the breakfast I want.

Our non-boring 80’s-era cereal was just stuffed with sugar to give us a rush.

Shouldn’t they be Zs instead of Os?

Dad probably bought that…

He’s bored. He’s the chairman of the bored.

“Colon-blow!”

Next is “Ho-Hum-O’s”.

I wonder if Bored-Os are like Bordel-Os?

original shredded wheat

Made from recycled cardboard!

Kibble.

https://www.gocomics.com/gil/2022/01/23

Now that is a double knee slapper, still chortling!

I liked the non-sugared cereals. The sugar ones had a chemical aftertaste.

Lots of fiber o’s.

Howizzit no one mentioned Calvin and his Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?

Well, at least there’s a prize inside. What? Awwwwww…

My parents always gave me low-sugar cereals. As a result, on the rare occasions that I tried sweet cereals, I didn’t like them.

But they’re O SO HEALTHY! which is EXCITING! Yes? …………. no?

So…not much in common with Lucky Charms.