Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for February 07, 2022

That’s none of their business.

It’s complicated.

i go months sometimes without watching. When i come back, some shows on my watchlist have been cancelled. Damn.

Do they want one answer or two?

I think her bowl of popcorn confirms their answer.

Like they don’t already know the answer to that?

I told Netflix to stop addressing me by my first name. I am not “friends” with faceless Internet companies. They did change to using my last name.

Sometimes Netflix, I need a little me time.

Yes, but this binging has to stop.