Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 13, 2022

Yet once again, the storm trooper missed the mark.

looks like trooper x-13 took inspiration from the Vogons!

He’s been practicing for a Borg audition.

Aww. How sweet. So close, too.

Too bad, they would’ve made quite the couple.

Hmm, does the last panel mean that Pam wanted some alone time with Dirk?

Hmm… Is this why her kid always wears a helmet? Like some hereditary thing. Maybe one day Dirk Raider will say to hemlet kid “I am your father”.

A space walk isn’t nearly as much fun without a tether.

“Resistance is futile” Well, that’s a familiar phrase. For Dirk, he’s being so sweet.

Good girls like bad boys.

The new version of Lost in Space.

I’d buy that card!!

I recently found out about vinegar cards. You send them to people you don’t like. They were popular in the 1800s and early 1900s but stopped about 1940s.

Dirk missed it by one, should have given the job to X-14… ☺

A card that says “Bwah ha ha!” was I think, the first indication of a failure to launch.

HIPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

He’s still more appealing than Cliff.

Getting shoved out of an airlock? She’s just playing hard to get…

1) how did dirk manage to get inside the RU Sirius without raising an alarm?2) “Tremble before my romantic gesture” I’m gonna steal it

You have to admit, it’s an original. When was the last time you saw Bwa-ha-ha on a greeting card?

Why are the Storm Troopers allowed to have free rein to visit the R.U. Sirius whenever they like? I think Agent X needs to look into this.

Is the joke that the card had an anatomically accurate image of a heart instead of a stylized one?

Bad shots in the game of love.

I wouldn’t let that guy write a valentine card — he’s pretty spaced out.

“Tremble before my romantic gesture!” Riot.

i’m assuming the image of the heart was anatomically correct – that’s a deal-breaker!

Or maybe it was due to using photos of actual hearts freshly cut from their foes’ chests…