Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for March 05, 2022

Also, they’re a lot less talkative than parrots or women.

She can fill out that two-piece okay.

Jeff goes to the beach in gloves and shoes. Natch.

Something like why buy a cow when milk is cheaper.

He missed the part about her having money.

Wise move.

You can always introduce her to cooking out and other activities, checkers, cards, monopoly. Her father would likely approve.