Red and Rover by Brian Basset for February 01, 2022

Thanks for the ear worm, Red. Now I’ve got that advertising jingle stuck in my head.

His dog has quite an appetite.

And homework, that’s important!

We FEED him Ken-L Ration. He EATS just about anything.

What dog could be better than our Rover?

Comic Books! So… he’s like … an intellectual?

OMG….that commercial just came back to me…complete with tune and all! AAAAAAAHHHHH! Make it stop! It’s only 5am!!!

I always thought it was a stupid commercial.

Rover’s the best, Red! Never forget that! I home cook for my Lizzie with proper supplements for good nutrition;)

And don’t forget gravy train. MY boy still loves chasing the little wagon trains into the cabinet…

My dog’s faster than your dog, My dog’s bigger than yours. My dog’s better ’cause he gets Ken-L Ration, My dog’s better than yours.

I didn’t look it up to verify, but wasn’t Ken-L-Ration horse meat?

“My dog’s better coz he eats Ken-L-Ration, my dog’s better than yours!”

Mr Bassett, did the Ken-L Ration folks pay you to run this? I hope so, ‘cause otherwise they’re sure getting a lot of free advertising!

I don’t think it is an active brand anymore but it’s pretty impressive how long it did last since, at its core, it literally said it was a kennel ration. Not the most positive spin on food, I’d say.

I’m sorry, ma’am. I have to be barefoot in these shoes. My dog ate my socks.

The dog food’s original main ingredient was U.S. Government Inspected horse meat, advertised as “lean, red meat”

How about homework?