Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 01, 2022

♫ The best part of waking up is going back to bed! ♫

Folgers still in the can in the kitchen.

Yep, I can totally relate.

Some days me can bearly wakes up.

For this horse, that means staying on the dark side!!

I wonder if Samson knows the ad campaign, “The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup!”?

The best part of waking up is not having a job. The worst part is staying up all night when nothing is open and it’s too dark to go for a walk.

it’s either coffee or it was a rhetorical question… as in it isn’t.

Nooo. The best part of waking up is getting up to eat breakfast, then taking a nice nap.

Red Z-era, red Z-era…

Exactly! Eat your favorite breakfast, watch your favorite TV show, get sleepy from the delicious carbs and then take a nice nap. :-)

You can give us the answer when you wake up, Horace.

He just remembered that there’s no coffee in the house, no use trying to get up. Back to the Zs

Aaaah! feels good to go back to bed….

… waking up more than once!

I hate waking up but I love naps, I take one almost every night off

I do wonder if it’s worth putting myself through that twice

Speaking as a retired person not in the best health, the best part of waking up is waking up…

I did that a few Saturdays ago. And yes, this is me still bragging about it too! (It was awesome!)

Is Folgers in your cup!!!

Ironically the average Houyhnhnm needs very little sleep. Horace is not disciplined to do it. He is wild and crazy as any human.