Lola by Todd Clark for February 09, 2022

Me too….

Lead slippers, I presume.

There’s a little dial that lets you re-zero the scale, Lola.

Sounds good to me…

And maybe a slice or two of pizza. Plus those donuts you’re so fond of.

Yeah. It slips up on you…

She demonstrates why adding is easier than subtracting.

At our age, just thinking of food adds a pound or two.

Maybe if they were made out of real rubies.

My pants weigh some 60lbs (4.3 stones to some)

Worked in a clinic and weighed patients before they saw the doctor. My favorite was a guy who said he couldn’t take off his lace-up boots and said I should deduct 25 lbs. for them.

And the jamies.. weighing must be done in the nude. Got security involved when I did that at my last medical though.

i weigh myself in my “birthday suit”!