Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 04, 2022

Maybe someone can find some extra buttons.

Of course he’d dislikes anything that generates heat.

I didn’t see that coming.

Cancel culture is blind.

Apparently Santa Claus decided he was a good boy and gave him toys for ChristmasS

eyes of the beholder.

Well, duh. He has a serious stake in stopping global warming.

The blind leading the soon-to-be blind.

Now that I think about it, I have never actually seen (and certainly never ade) a snowman where coal was used for eyes or buttons. All sorts of rocks and acorns, but never coal.

He has a ‘coal-d’ heart, tho.

Coal used to be in most basements to heat the house. I remember when we switched to burning sawdust back in the 50’s. Sacks of sawdust passed down through the coal-chute and stacked in the black corner.

Dude, I don’t think you’re going to love solar power.

Everyone and every thing is protesting about something….bleah

So how’d he make the sign?

Coal still works!

Funny!

We never had coal when I was a kid. It was wood, gas, or electric. When we built snowmen, we used rocks, bottle caps, or (in one terrifying instance) ping-pong balls with dots drawn on them.

Solar power is going to be worse for that snowman.